UK in chaos after disastrous Steve Bannon-designed Brexit π¨
ULTRA-CHRISTIAN STEVE BANNON ON HIS WAY TO PRISON: VICTORY OR DEATH — MAGA ARMY IS READY! π
MARCHONS, MARCHONS! Fact-based, pro-LGBTQ, pro-feminist, pro-science, intelligent, secular France says no to Islam — just like it said no to Christianity in 1789 π«π·π₯³
MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! Ultra-Christian Kanye West visits Moscow, according to Russian media π€‘
72% OF AMERICANS: “JOE MUST GO!” π¨
LAND OF THE WHAT? U.S. to implement even more extreme censorship — may even ban Shakespeare π«
WILL FRANCE VOTE ‘NO’ TO ISLAM TODAY? π«π·
ONLY IN AMERICA (AND POSSIBLY RUSSIA): Teachers who refuse to teach students about the anti-LGBTQ novel “The Bible” may lose teaching license βοΈ
DEEP MINK: “We agree with New York Times that Joe Biden is selfish, puts himself ahead of the U.S. and jeopardizes the democracy he claims he wants to save. But Mr. Biden’s unforgivable crime against humanity, should he choose to stay in the race, is sending Trump — a convicted felon who recently invited Putin to invade NATO countries — back into the White House at a time when that may very well start World War III” π¨
BIDEN “FIGHTS BACK” — full of sound and fury, signifying nothing π¬
NEW YORK TIMES: “BIDEN SHOULD LEAVE THE RACE” πΊπΈ
DEEP MINK: “As much as we would love to see a new President Kennedy for a new generation — or at least watch Hillary beat Donald again — Biden’s only realistic successor right now is governor Newsom. And the U.S. could in fact do a lot worse: Mr. Newsom is 56 years old, he’ll abolish the death penalty, and he’s neither senile nor a convicted felon. That’s a good start, considering this is America. The only question is how the Democrats will escort Mr. Biden off the world stage” πΊπΈ
EUROPE FIRST! While Biden and Trump roar toward the abyss, EU nominates its successful President Ursula von der Leyen for second term πͺπΊπ₯³
NEW OPTIMISM AMONG DEMOCRATS: Biden’s successor — whoever that might be — will beat Trump πΊπΈ- BIDEN’S SHOCKING FAREWELL TO POLITICS: “We have a thousand trillionaires in America” “We finally beat Medicare” π©
IT’S OVER! WHO’LL REPLACE BIDEN? πΊπΈ
Here’s all you need to know about tonight’s ‘debate’ between a convicted felon and an 81-year-old man suffering from dementia: In a shocking assault on democracy, CNN didn’t invite Kennedy — this election’s only serious candidate — but you can still vote for him in November! π¨
READY FOR THE STOCK MARKET CRASH OF ALL TIME? New Sohu AI chip claimed to be 20x faster — and cheaper — than Nvidia’s famous GPUs π₯- DID TRUMP TRY TO KILL BIDEN DURING 2020 DEBATE? Suffered from COVID but didn’t wear a mask next to Biden π¨
TALL ORDER FROM TRUMP ALLIES: Try not to be a “raging asshole” at debate π¬
EUROPE FIRST! Austria, Denmark and Switzerland best places to live — U.S. not on the list π₯³
WATCH OUT, PUTIN! Ukraine closer to NATO membership π
OOPS — SUPREME CLOWN COURT DID IT AGAIN π€‘
PALESTINIAN VICTIM — OR AI? Check that weird hand, CNN!
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