LABOUR LANDSLIDE SIGNIFYING NOTHING — new anti-EU boss same as old anti-EU boss ๐ด๐คTRUMP ON VIDEO: “He [Biden] just quit, you know. He’s quitting the race” ๐จ
![PLEASE DON’T BLOW UP THE WORLD AFTER 8 PM! Biden now offers fifth excuse for disaster debate: He needs more … sleep! Will no longer schedule events after 8 PM! [Previous excuses 1-4 in chronological order: (1) A cold. (2) Too much preparation. (3) Not feeling great. (4) Jet lag from trip twelve days earlier] ๐ด๐ค](https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/c-gettyimages-2159045589.jpg?c=16x9&q=h_653,w_1160,c_fill/f_webp)
PLEASE DON’T BLOW UP THE WORLD AFTER 8 PM! Biden now offers fifth excuse for disaster debate: He needs more … sleep! Will no longer schedule events after 8 PM! [Previous excuses 1-4 in chronological order: (1) A cold. (2) Too much preparation. (3) Not feeling great. (4) Jet lag from trip twelve days earlier] ๐ด๐คThanks to Business Insider, we now know what it costs to make a $2,800 Dior bag: $57! So, it’s gotta be kind of fake, right? However, we can do the news site one better: It only costs $20 to make a $117,000,000 van Gogh painting. And it’s still worth every cent… โค๏ธ
THESE EDITORIAL BOARDS URGE BIDEN TO QUIT RACE: New York Times. New Yorker. Economist. Chicago Tribune. Deep Mink. Wall Street Journal. Boston Globe. Washington Post ๐จPUTIN’S ULTRA-CHRISTIAN TERROR REGIME behind antisemitic threats and disinformation targeting France ahead of Olympics ๐จ
BEST TIMING, EVER! Biden’s possible replacement Gretchen Whitmer releases new book “TRUE GRETCH” next week ๐- 4TH OF JULY SHOCK! Democratic top donor calls for Biden to quit because “Trump represents an existential threat, and we should do whatever maximizes our chances of defeating him in November” โ
DEEP MINK: “Anti-European Keir Starmer is a disastrous choice for our dear British friends! Steve Bannon’s Brexit was an act of war specifically designed to destroy the UK — one of America’s strongest rivals at the time — and a restored EU membership is Britain’s only path back to the success we all wish for the country” ๐ช๐บ๐ฅณ
Israel and Hamas may be on brink of hostage deal and ceasefire — no thanks to the U.S. which currently doesn’t have a leader ๐จ- CAN YOU KEEP UP WITH BIDEN’S EVOLVING LIES AND EXCUSES FOR HIS DISASTER DEBATE? Here’s a primer: (1) A cold [the rare kind where you don’t sneeze or cough]]. (2) Too much preparation [or too little]. (3) Not feeling great. (4) Jet lag from a trip twelve days earlier! [And no, it doesn’t give us any joy to make fun of an 81-year-old man who is clearly not responsible for his statements or actions. We won’t even blame his family for this rapidly unfolding tragedy; we should all support our loved ones in horrible situations like this. The blame, which is considerable, should and will instead be placed with the Democratic Party, Mr. Biden’s useless staff and a gang of reckless reporters who lied to America, the world and themselves on a scale you would expect only from … Donald Trump.] ๐ก
Biden confuses federal and Supreme Court — then tries to hide the evidence, but not fast enough ๐ฌ
SUPERSTAR ARTIST Marina Abramoviฤ stunned Glastonbury in peace dress โฎ๏ธ
KAMALA’S ALLIES DISCUSS POST-BIDEN STRATEGY ๐WHO’S KAMALA’S RUNNING MATE? Newsom? Gretchen? Or what’s so bad about … Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? ๐บ๐ธ
I KISSED A GIRL! President’s daughter posts love letter to woman in anti-LGBTQ Cameroon ๐๐Biden tells key ally he may not be able to salvage candidacy ๐จ
PLANET IN DANGER — TIME TO CANCEL GOOGLE? Heavily censored search engine increases greenhouse gas emissions by 48% ๐จ- NANCY PELOSI: “IS THIS AN EPISODE OR IS THIS A CONDITION?” ๐ฅ
BIDEN CAUGHT IN SHOCKING LIE! Falsely blames jet lag after “traveling around the world” for disaster debate on June 27 — but had not traveled since June 15 ๐จ
FORMER FLORIDA POLICE OFFICER BEHIND AI-BASED FAKE NEWS SITE IN MOSCOW! Falsely claimed Ukraine’s first lady bought $5M Bugatti — but forgot to remove his AI prompt: “Republicans, Trump, DeSantis and Russia are good” ๐คก
MICHELLE OBAMA CAN SAVE AMERICA — BEATS TRUMP 50-39 IN POLL ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅณ
MAJORITY OF DEMOCRATS TO BIDEN: THANK YOU, NEXT! ๐บ๐ธ
FIRST CNN POLL AFTER BIDEN DISASTER: Convicted felon leads current president by 6% ๐
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