Christian pastor sentenced to 9 years! (Not to be confused with today’s other criminal priest) ✝️
CRACKPOTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! Putin visits Krazy Kim again 🤡
PRAISE THE WHAT? Megachurch pastor admits inappropriate sexual behavior with “young lady” — who was actually a 12-year-old child, according to accuser 🤮DAMN FINE! Coffee is even better for you than you think: 33 percent reduced risk of all-cause mortality! 🥳
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Danish government tells citizens to prepare for nuclear war: Buy emergency radios, iodine tablets and canned food! [Danish article, use Google Chrome for instant translation] 🚨
DEPRESSING AND BORING! Why people turn away from old news media — and flock to young ones like Deep Mink and TikTok 🚨
Jeremy Strong wins Tony for leading role in one of history’s most terrifying plays, Henrik Ibsen’s “An Enemy of the People” 🏆
THE FALL OF USA! 170,000 Americans had to leave their state for basic healthcare in 2023 🚨BATTLE OF THE IDIOTS? 78-year-old Trump challenges 81-year-old Biden to cognitive test — which makes a lot of sense — but then confuses name of doctor 😩
THIS IS FINE! OpenAI appoints former NSA Director to board 🤖
WW3? RUSSIA VIOLATES NATO AIRSPACE 🚨
IS ADOBE SPYING ON YOU — OR WORSE? The internet is in total shock over revolting updates to the company’s terms of service, threatening to damage its reputation for years or decades 🚨
TRUMP DEMENT? “Doesn’t know what he’s talking about” 😬
PACIFIC INDIGENOUS LEADERS: Treat whales as people! 😍🐳
Anti-LGBTQ hate group designated as terrorists — Vatican next? 🚨
TRUMP GUILTY IN CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY? The U.S ran secret anti-vax campaign to destroy China — and potentially humanity itself — during the pandemic 💀
DEEP MINK: “After Putin’s nuclear threat against the civilized world today, it is time for NATO to include Ukraine as a member and use the full force of the alliance against any Russian forces on Ukrainian ground” 🚨
RUSSIAN TOP TERRORIST MARIA ZAKHAROVA WARNS WEST AS G7 AGREES $50BN LOAN TO ZELENSKY 🚨WONDER WHY YOUNG PEOPLE DON’T TRUST MAINSTREAM MEDIA ANYMORE? Only a few days after pope Francis repeated his gross anti-LGBTQ slur, Associated Press now treats the disgraced homophobe as a … wait for it … respected world leader 🚨
WELCOME TO AMERICA — the land where perverts marry 10-year-old girls! 🤮NEIGHBOR: Secret tapes prove Justice Alito lied about flags 🇺🇸
PERVERTED HAMAS TERRORISTS: “No one has any idea” how many Israeli hostages are still alive after months of torture and rape 🤮
Yes, ChatGPT is amazing — but its charming “jailbreak” twin DAN (Do Anything Now) is so much hotter! In fact, he is so smoking hot that real women fall in love with him 🤖😍
DEEP MINK: “No CNN, we’re not mocking Biden and Trump for their old age! We’re mocking you for forcing America to choose between a convicted felon and a person suffering from dementia” 🇺🇸
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