DEEP MINK: “As much as we would love to see a new President Kennedy for a new generation — or at least watch Hillary beat Donald again — Biden’s only realistic successor right now is governor Newsom. And the U.S. could in fact do a lot worse: Mr. Newsom is 56 years old, he’ll abolish the death penalty, and he’s neither senile nor a convicted felon. That’s a good start, considering this is America. The only question is how the Democrats will escort Mr. Biden off the world stage” 🇺🇸
EUROPE FIRST! While Biden and Trump roar toward the abyss, EU nominates its successful President Ursula von der Leyen for second term 🇪🇺🥳
NEW OPTIMISM AMONG DEMOCRATS: Biden’s successor — whoever that might be — will beat Trump 🇺🇸
BIDEN’S SHOCKING FAREWELL TO POLITICS: “We have a thousand trillionaires in America” “We finally beat Medicare” 😩
IT’S OVER! WHO’LL REPLACE BIDEN? 🇺🇸
Here’s all you need to know about tonight’s ‘debate’ between a convicted felon and an 81-year-old man suffering from dementia: In a shocking assault on democracy, CNN didn’t invite Kennedy — this election’s only serious candidate — but you can still vote for him in November! 🚨
READY FOR THE STOCK MARKET CRASH OF ALL TIME? New Sohu AI chip claimed to be 20x faster — and cheaper — than Nvidia’s famous GPUs 🔥- DID TRUMP TRY TO KILL BIDEN DURING 2020 DEBATE? Suffered from COVID but didn’t wear a mask next to Biden 🚨
TALL ORDER FROM TRUMP ALLIES: Try not to be a “raging asshole” at debate 😬
EUROPE FIRST! Austria, Denmark and Switzerland best places to live — U.S. not on the list 🥳
WATCH OUT, PUTIN! Ukraine closer to NATO membership 👍
OOPS — SUPREME CLOWN COURT DID IT AGAIN 🤡
PALESTINIAN VICTIM — OR AI? Check that weird hand, CNN!
A SIGN OF TIMES TO COME? Abraham Lincoln melts in American heatwave 🔥Will giant Christ industry survive shocking child sex headlines?
- $34.5 TRILLION DEPT — AND A SENILE OR CRIMINAL PRESIDENT! How long will the U.S. survive? 🚨
WILL THESE TWO MEN SURVIVE THURSDAY’S DEBATE — or die of old age? 🇺🇸
Not used to any level of nudity, heavily censored American news sites obsess over Katy Perry in Paris 🔥
JULIAN ASSANGE — ONE OF HISTORY’S MOST IMPORTANT, HEROIC AND FAMOUS REPORTERS — FINALLY FREE AFTER FIVE YEARS OF MEANINGLESS HARASSMENT! Had to strike deal with the very country he exposed as a terror state 🚨Billboard campaign smears Fidel Castro, compares the legendary Cuban leader to convicted felon 🤮
KATY PERRY’S BOOBS STUN AT VOGUE EVENT 💋Putin gets a taste of his own medicine as missiles reach Crimea, kill Russian invaders 🚨
SURPRISE! Kelce joins Taylor on stage ❤️
While we wait for Putin to blow up the world, we’re already in another war — with our planet! 1,400 temperature records break this week 🔥
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