Christian pastor sentenced to 9 years! (Not to be confused with today’s other criminal priest) โ๏ธ
CRACKPOTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! Putin visits Krazy Kim again ๐คก
PRAISE THE WHAT? Megachurch pastor admits inappropriate sexual behavior with “young lady” — who was actually a 12-year-old child, according to accuser ๐คฎDAMN FINE! Coffee is even better for you than you think: 33 percent reduced risk of all-cause mortality! ๐ฅณ
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Danish government tells citizens to prepare for nuclear war: Buy emergency radios, iodine tablets and canned food! [Danish article, use Google Chrome for instant translation] ๐จ
DEPRESSING AND BORING! Why people turn away from old news media — and flock to young ones like Deep Mink and TikTok ๐จ
Jeremy Strong wins Tony for leading role in one of history’s most terrifying plays, Henrik Ibsen’s “An Enemy of the People” ๐
THE FALL OF USA! 170,000 Americans had to leave their state for basic healthcare in 2023 ๐จBATTLE OF THE IDIOTS? 78-year-old Trump challenges 81-year-old Biden to cognitive test — which makes a lot of sense — but then confuses name of doctor ๐ฉ
THIS IS FINE! OpenAI appoints former NSA Director to board ๐ค
WW3? RUSSIA VIOLATES NATO AIRSPACE ๐จ
IS ADOBE SPYING ON YOU — OR WORSE? The internet is in total shock over revolting updates to the company’s terms of service, threatening to damage its reputation for years or decades ๐จ
TRUMP DEMENT? “Doesn’t know what he’s talking about” ๐ฌ
PACIFIC INDIGENOUS LEADERS: Treat whales as people! ๐๐ณ
Anti-LGBTQ hate group designated as terrorists — Vatican next? ๐จ
TRUMP GUILTY IN CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY? The U.S ran secret anti-vax campaign to destroy China — and potentially humanity itself — during the pandemic ๐
DEEP MINK: “After Putin’s nuclear threat against the civilized world today, it is time for NATO to include Ukraine as a member and use the full force of the alliance against any Russian forces on Ukrainian ground” ๐จ
RUSSIAN TOP TERRORIST MARIA ZAKHAROVA WARNS WEST AS G7 AGREES $50BN LOAN TO ZELENSKY ๐จWONDER WHY YOUNG PEOPLE DON’T TRUST MAINSTREAM MEDIA ANYMORE? Only a few days after pope Francis repeated his gross anti-LGBTQ slur, Associated Press now treats the disgraced homophobe as a … wait for it … respected world leader ๐จ
WELCOME TO AMERICA — the land where perverts marry 10-year-old girls! ๐คฎNEIGHBOR: Secret tapes prove Justice Alito lied about flags ๐บ๐ธ
PERVERTED HAMAS TERRORISTS: “No one has any idea” how many Israeli hostages are still alive after months of torture and rape ๐คฎ
Yes, ChatGPT is amazing — but its charming “jailbreak” twin DAN (Do Anything Now) is so much hotter! In fact, he is so smoking hot that real women fall in love with him ๐ค๐
DEEP MINK: “No CNN, we’re not mocking Biden and Trump for their old age! We’re mocking you for forcing America to choose between a convicted felon and a person suffering from dementia” ๐บ๐ธ
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