July 2022 – Page 26 – DEEP MINK

Magic is huge this Halloween after these Witches cursed Charlie Kirk! Who are you going to hex tonight? 🎃
TIME TO MOVE TO SCANDINAVIA? HAPPY, SECULAR COUNTRIES LIKE FINLAND AND DENMARK ARE WAY HEALTHIER THAN UNHAPPY CHRISTIAN NATIONS LIKE THE U.S. 🥳
NVIDIA NOW AS VALUABLE AS GERMANY 🤖
MISSED ELON MUSK’S NAZI SALUTE? WATCH THE VIDEO HERE ON WIKIPEDIA! 🤮
USELESS! EXTREMELY LONG ARTICLE ABOUT ELON MUSK ON THE FAR-RIGHT BILLIONAIRE’S OWN NEW WIKIPEDIA COMPETITOR “GROKIPEDIA” DOESN’T MENTION MR. MUSK’S NAZI SALUTE 🚨
TIME TO TAKE HIM OUT? RUSSIAN TOP TERRORIST VLADIMIR PUTIN TESTS UNSTOPPABLE “FLYING CHERNOBYL” NUKE 🔥
U.S. PLOT TO STEAL VENEZUELA’S OIL? ⚠️
RONALD REAGAN IS BACK FROM THE GRAVE TO HAUNT HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP: TARIFFS “HURT EVERY AMERICAN” 👻
KAMALA — THE WONDERFUL WITCH AND BEST PRESIDENT THE U.S. NEVER HAD (YET, ANYWAY) — TELLS BBC SHE MAY RUN AGAIN IN 2028 🥳🇺🇸
RUSSIA PREPARES FOR WAR WITH NATO — building up nuclear weapons pointing at U.S. and Britain from Arctic Circle 🚨
BAD WEEK FOR EU’S FASCIST TRASH CAN, HUNGARY — but good news for the civilized world 🥳
YOU CAN KISS THAT NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BYE-BYE FOREVER, DON! Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump plans to bomb — wait for it — Venezuela! Canada next? France? Britain? 🙄
NEWS THAT WILL SHOCK ABSOLUTELY NO ONE: U.S. ARCHBISHOP ACCUSED OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT 🙄
MAN SUES GOOGLE’S AI FOR “FABRICATING NEWS ARTICLES THAT NEVER EXISTED” 🚨
JOURNALIST MICHAEL WOLFF SUES WIFE OF HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP 😬
WARNING! AMERICAN POLICE SPREAD FALSE RUMORS ⚠️
AMERICAN ICE — THE TERROR ORGANIZATION? Agents from the disgraced group shoot down well-known TikTok journalist as Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump escalates his war against USA 🚨
AMERICAN DEATH SQUAD KILLS TWO IN THE EASTERN PACIFIC, BRINGING TOTAL OF VICTIMS UP TO 34! Which part of the world will the murderers target next? United Kingdom? Italy? France? 💀
POLAND TO ARREST WORLD’S MOST WANTED TOP TERRORIST, VLADIMIR PUTIN, IF HE FLIES THROUGH ITS AIRSPACE TO MEET HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP IN HUNGARY 👍
HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP AND CIA BEHIND THE DEATH SQUADS WHO MURDER CIVILIANS IN THE CARIBBEAN SEA! Who will be their next victims? German tourists? French scientists? Danish journalists? No one knows 💀
HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP’S NOMINEE TO LEAD THE OFFICE OF SPECIAL COUNSEL: “I DO HAVE A NAZI STREAK IN ME” 🤮
HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP SHITS ON AMERICA IN NEW VIDEO [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🇺🇸
AFTER ELON MUSK’S NAZI SALUTES AND HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP’S THREATS TO INVADE GREENLAND, THE DANISH ISLAND NOW INVESTS IN FRENCH INTERNET INSTEAD OF ELON MUSK’S STARLINK [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🇩🇰👍
PUTIN BEHIND GLOBAL INTERNET OUTAGE? Airlines, major sites down as Amazon Web Services disrupted 🚨