May 2023 – Page 29 – DEEP MINK

DEEP MINK: “Thank you, dear France, Germany, UK and the rest of the free world for standing up for us here in Denmark and Greenland against the Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump! We are deeply sorry to see the U.S. punish you financially for supporting democracy, human rights and international law, but we hope it can be of at least some consolation to know you’re the reason why our children now can sleep at night again, all the way from Gedser to Qaanaaq. We should also remember that Mr. Trump will very soon be dead and gone, and that no one will ever try to conquer Greenland again after his epic failure to do so in the most spectacular self-inflicted American disaster since the Bay of Pigs. So, his absurd tariffs will of course be as short-lived as his unfortunate reign. As for CNN and other news sites that still struggle to interpret Mr. Trump’s words and predict his actions: When you constantly label a person ‘president of the United States,’ you will always try to understand him through that filter. But DEEP MINK is the world’s only news site that has consistently described Mr. Trump as what he really is — a Hitler-praising felon — and when you look at him through those optics, his mafia-like threats of exhaustion and violence suddenly make complete sense. Because that’s what criminals do! And they keep doing it until they die or end up in jail where they belong.”
LARGE NUMBERS OF SOLDIERS FROM THE FREE WORLD KEEP LANDING IN GREENLAND TO DEFEND DENMARK AGAINST HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 💪🇫🇷🇬🇧🇩🇪🇳🇴🇸🇪🇩🇰👍
LOSER! HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP LOST HIS CRAZY ATTEMPT TO STEAL GREENLAND — soldiers from NATO’s largest countries now protect the Danish island against the American invaders, as the entire free world stands up for Denmark 🇩🇰
EUROPEAN SOLDIERS ON THEIR WAY TO GREENLAND TO DEFEND THE DANISH ISLAND AGAINST HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🚨
HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP HAS LOST AND FAILED MISERABLY AGAIN AND AGAIN — BUT HE’LL MEET HIS BIGGEST AND MOST EMBARRASSING DEFEAT EVER TODAY! In a few hours, Danish officials will visit the White House and explain to Vance and Rubio why every inch of Greenland, and every other part of Denmark, will remain Danish [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🇩🇰👍
DENMARK’S ARCTIC ELITE FORCES TRAIN TO KILL AMERICAN INVADERS IN GREENLAND 🇩🇰
TERROR STATE BANS PLATO ⚠️
TRAITOR? DANISH CLOWN KING FREDERIK X WON’T CRITICIZE AMERICAN THREATS TO INVADE HIS COUNTRY 🤮
WARNING! DENMARK WILL “SHOOT FIRST AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER” IF U.S. INVADES GREENLAND, says Danish defense ministry — adding that the Army is required to shoot “immediately” at any invading forces “without awaiting orders” 🚨
DEEP MINK: “NATO and EU must now confirm that USA will be destroyed if it attempts to invade as much as an inch of the Kingdom of Denmark. Otherwise, the two organizations have reached their expiration dates and must immediately be replaced by new institutions to defend the free world against today’s crystal clear American terror threat and the Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump’s insatiable lust for Lebensraum.” [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🇩🇰
“EVERYTHING STOPS IF USA ATTACKS ANOTHER NATO COUNTRY,” says Denmark’s Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen, as she reminds Hitler-praising criminal Donald Trump that the Kingdom of Denmark — which includes Denmark, Greenland and Færøerne — is indeed a member of NATO, which means the Alliance will defend Greenland against Trump with any means necessary, including nuclear weapons, in case the notorious felon invades as much of an inch of the Danish island [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🇩🇰👍
THE CIVILIZED WORLD UNITES AGAINST HITLER-PRAISING CRIMINAL DONALD TRUMP: From UK to France, Germany and the rest of EU and NATO, the entire West defends Denmark and Greenland against the American felon 💪🇫🇷🇩🇪🇪🇺🇳🇴🇮🇸🇫🇮🇸🇪🇬🇧🇩🇰👍
DENMARK TO DONALD TRUMP AFTER THE HITLER-PRAISING FELON’S LATEST THREATS AGAINST EUROPEAN ISLAND: FUCK OFF! 🇩🇰👍
USA REPEATS THREAT TO STEAL GREENLAND! Denmark’s ambassador to the U.S. now reminds the criminal American president Trump that Greenland is a member of NATO. And yes, that means NATO is required to use any means necessary — including nuclear weapons — to defend the Kingdom of Denmark against USA if Trump invades as much as an inch of the Danish island [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 💪🇩🇰
SHOULD DENMARK ARREST THE HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN’T INVADE GREENLAND? [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🇩🇰
HISTORY’S BIGGEST OIL HEIST? HITLER-PRAISING CRIMINAL DONALD TRUMP KIDNAPS VENEZUELA’S PRESIDENT MADURO! WHO’S NEXT — FRANCE’S PRESIDENT MACRON? DENMARK’S PRIME MINISTER METTE FREDERIKSEN? 🚨
ISLAMIC TERROR NATION IRAN DECLARES “TOTAL WAR” ON EUROPE AND U.S. 🚨
U.S. TO START WORLD WAR 3 OVER GREENLAND? Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump renews his illegal threats against the Danish island, prompting new protests from Denmark’s government. If the criminal president does proceed with a military invasion of the Kingdom of Denmark, NATO and EU are required to use nuclear weapons against the U.S. [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🚨
NEWSOM TO ARREST HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP? 😛
“USA A SECURITY THREAT AGAINST DENMARK,” ACCORDING TO SHOCK REPORT BY DANISH INTELLIGENCE SERVICE [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🚨
ABOLISH USA! 👍
HITLER-PRAISING CRIMINAL DONALD TRUMP HILARIOUSLY TRIES — BUT FAILS — TO INSULT THE CIVILIZED WORLD 😝
LEADERS OF THE FREE WORLD MEET TO DEFEND UKRAINE AGAINST RUSSIA AND USA 🔥
EU AND U.S. HEADING TOWARD OPEN WAR?