CNN TRIES TO WHITEWASH THE UKRAINIAN TERROR ATTACK AGAINST DENMARK THAT CAUSED HISTORY’S BIGGEST LEAK OF GREENHOUSE GAS — CAUSING A CLIMATE DISASTER COMPARABLE TO THE METHANE RELEASE OF EIGHT MILLION CARS DRIVEN FOR A YEAR ๐คฎ
HITLER — THE BETA MALE! DNA SHOWS CRACKPOT DICTATOR HAD LOW TESTOSTERONE LEVELS ๐ 
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAGA INFLUENCER AND HER PARTNER? British police want to speak with them ๐จ
TUCKER CARLSON NOT EMBARRASSED BY ‘DEMONIC ATTACK’ (which is not a real thing) ๐คก
HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP ASKS SUPREME COURT TO OVERTURN VERDICT THAT HE SEXUALLY ABUSED E. JEAN CARROLL โ ๏ธ![WILL PAPARAZZI PHOTOS OF MEXICAN TV STAR AND DANISH KING BE THE END OF DENMARK’S DISGUSTING MONARCHY? [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] ๐ฉ๐ฐ](https://asset.dr.dk/drdk/umbraco-images/15nhkibx/20231218-131007-l.jpg?im=AspectCrop%3D%28850%2C567%29%2CxPosition%3D.5%2CyPosition%3D.5%3BResize%3D%28850%2C567%29)
WILL PAPARAZZI PHOTOS OF MEXICAN TV STAR AND DANISH KING BE THE END OF DENMARK’S DISGUSTING MONARCHY? [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] ๐ฉ๐ฐ
WORSE THAN TRUMP? NEW YORK’S MUSLIM MAYOR AT WAR WITH INDIA’S DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED GOVERNMENT โ ๏ธ![DANISH POLITICIAN HARASSED AFTER SEX WITH 15-YEAR-OLD — WHICH IS PERFECTLY LEGAL IN DENMARK [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] ๐จ](https://asset.dr.dk/drdk/umbraco-images/4zodrwvi/20211117-020327-l_crop001.jpg?im=AspectCrop%3D%28960%2C540%29%2CxPosition%3D.5%2CyPosition%3D.5%3BResize%3D%28960%2C540%29)
DANISH POLITICIAN HARASSED AFTER SEX WITH 15-YEAR-OLD — WHICH IS PERFECTLY LEGAL IN DENMARK [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] ๐จ
THE MUSLIMS ARE COMING ๐
BYE BYE, DICK CHENEY — YOU’LL NEVER, EVER BE MISSED! ๐ฅณ
HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP CLAIMS IT’S “PROBABLY ILLEGAL” TO BE ANTI-TRUMP IN NEW CRACKPOT ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH ๐คก
NINE STABBED IN BRITISH TRAIN — APPEARS TO BE TYPICAL ISLAMIC TERROR โ ๏ธ
NEW ATTEMPT TO WIN NOBEL’S PEACE PRIZE? Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump threatens war against … Nigeria ๐
Magic is huge this Halloween after these Witches cursed Charlie Kirk! Who are you going to hex tonight? ๐
TIME TO MOVE TO SCANDINAVIA? HAPPY, SECULAR COUNTRIES LIKE FINLAND AND DENMARK ARE WAY HEALTHIER THAN UNHAPPY CHRISTIAN NATIONS LIKE THE U.S. ๐ฅณ
NVIDIA NOW AS VALUABLE AS GERMANY ๐ค
MISSED ELON MUSK’S NAZI SALUTE? WATCH THE VIDEO HERE ON WIKIPEDIA! ๐คฎ
USELESS! EXTREMELY LONG ARTICLE ABOUT ELON MUSK ON THE FAR-RIGHT BILLIONAIRE’S OWN NEW WIKIPEDIA COMPETITOR “GROKIPEDIA” DOESN’T MENTION MR. MUSK’S NAZI SALUTE ๐จ
TIME TO TAKE HIM OUT? RUSSIAN TOP TERRORIST VLADIMIR PUTIN TESTS UNSTOPPABLE “FLYING CHERNOBYL” NUKE ๐ฅ
U.S. PLOT TO STEAL VENEZUELA’S OIL? โ ๏ธ
RONALD REAGAN IS BACK FROM THE GRAVE TO HAUNT HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP: TARIFFS “HURT EVERY AMERICAN” ๐ป
KAMALA — THE WONDERFUL WITCH AND BEST PRESIDENT THE U.S. NEVER HAD (YET, ANYWAY) — TELLS BBC SHE MAY RUN AGAIN IN 2028 ๐ฅณ๐บ๐ธ
RUSSIA PREPARES FOR WAR WITH NATO — building up nuclear weapons pointing at U.S. and Britain from Arctic Circle ๐จ
BAD WEEK FOR EU’S FASCIST TRASH CAN, HUNGARY — but good news for the civilized world ๐ฅณ
