May 2024 – Page 8 – DEEP MINK

CNN TRIES TO WHITEWASH THE UKRAINIAN TERROR ATTACK AGAINST DENMARK THAT CAUSED HISTORY’S BIGGEST LEAK OF GREENHOUSE GAS — CAUSING A CLIMATE DISASTER COMPARABLE TO THE METHANE RELEASE OF EIGHT MILLION CARS DRIVEN FOR A YEAR 🤮
HITLER — THE BETA MALE! DNA SHOWS CRACKPOT DICTATOR HAD LOW TESTOSTERONE LEVELS 👠
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAGA INFLUENCER AND HER PARTNER? British police want to speak with them 🚨
TUCKER CARLSON NOT EMBARRASSED BY ‘DEMONIC ATTACK’ (which is not a real thing) 🤡
HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP ASKS SUPREME COURT TO OVERTURN VERDICT THAT HE SEXUALLY ABUSED E. JEAN CARROLL ⚠️
WILL PAPARAZZI PHOTOS OF MEXICAN TV STAR AND DANISH KING BE THE END OF DENMARK’S DISGUSTING MONARCHY? [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🇩🇰
WORSE THAN TRUMP? NEW YORK’S MUSLIM MAYOR AT WAR WITH INDIA’S DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED GOVERNMENT ⚠️
DANISH POLITICIAN HARASSED AFTER SEX WITH 15-YEAR-OLD — WHICH IS PERFECTLY LEGAL IN DENMARK [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🚨
THE MUSLIMS ARE COMING 🕋
BYE BYE, DICK CHENEY — YOU’LL NEVER, EVER BE MISSED! 🥳
HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP CLAIMS IT’S “PROBABLY ILLEGAL” TO BE ANTI-TRUMP IN NEW CRACKPOT ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH 🤡
NINE STABBED IN BRITISH TRAIN — APPEARS TO BE TYPICAL ISLAMIC TERROR ⚠️
NEW ATTEMPT TO WIN NOBEL’S PEACE PRIZE? Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump threatens war against … Nigeria 🙄
Magic is huge this Halloween after these Witches cursed Charlie Kirk! Who are you going to hex tonight? 🎃
TIME TO MOVE TO SCANDINAVIA? HAPPY, SECULAR COUNTRIES LIKE FINLAND AND DENMARK ARE WAY HEALTHIER THAN UNHAPPY CHRISTIAN NATIONS LIKE THE U.S. 🥳
NVIDIA NOW AS VALUABLE AS GERMANY 🤖
MISSED ELON MUSK’S NAZI SALUTE? WATCH THE VIDEO HERE ON WIKIPEDIA! 🤮
USELESS! EXTREMELY LONG ARTICLE ABOUT ELON MUSK ON THE FAR-RIGHT BILLIONAIRE’S OWN NEW WIKIPEDIA COMPETITOR “GROKIPEDIA” DOESN’T MENTION MR. MUSK’S NAZI SALUTE 🚨
TIME TO TAKE HIM OUT? RUSSIAN TOP TERRORIST VLADIMIR PUTIN TESTS UNSTOPPABLE “FLYING CHERNOBYL” NUKE 🔥
U.S. PLOT TO STEAL VENEZUELA’S OIL? ⚠️
RONALD REAGAN IS BACK FROM THE GRAVE TO HAUNT HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP: TARIFFS “HURT EVERY AMERICAN” 👻
KAMALA — THE WONDERFUL WITCH AND BEST PRESIDENT THE U.S. NEVER HAD (YET, ANYWAY) — TELLS BBC SHE MAY RUN AGAIN IN 2028 🥳🇺🇸
RUSSIA PREPARES FOR WAR WITH NATO — building up nuclear weapons pointing at U.S. and Britain from Arctic Circle 🚨
BAD WEEK FOR EU’S FASCIST TRASH CAN, HUNGARY — but good news for the civilized world 🥳