- NEW OPTIMISM AMONG DEMOCRATS: Biden’s successor — whoever that might be — will beat Trump 🇺🇸
- Here’s all you need to know about tonight’s ‘debate’ between a convicted felon and an 81-year-old man suffering from dementia: In a shocking assault on democracy, CNN didn’t invite Kennedy — this election’s only serious candidate — but you can still vote for him in November! 🚨
- TALL ORDER FROM TRUMP ALLIES: Try not to be a “raging asshole” at debate 😬
- OOPS — SUPREME CLOWN COURT DID IT AGAIN 🤡
- BIDEN’S SHOCKING FAREWELL TO POLITICS: “We have a thousand trillionaires in America” “We finally beat Medicare” 😩
President Joe Biden poses for his official portrait Wednesday, March 3, 2021, in the Library of the White House. (Official White House Photo by Adam Schultz)
- READY FOR THE STOCK MARKET CRASH OF ALL TIME? New Sohu AI chip claimed to be 20x faster — and cheaper — than Nvidia’s famous GPUs 🔥
- EUROPE FIRST! Austria, Denmark and Switzerland best places to live — U.S. not on the list 🥳





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