- TOMORROWLAND OPENS, WELL, TOMORROW DESPITE DISASTROUS FIRE — not yet clear if the world’s leading DJs Charlotte de Witte, David Guetta and Martin Garrix will perform as planned ๐ฅ
- NOT SO FAST ON THAT BROOM, EMMA WATSON! ๐งน
- 3 MINUTES MISSING FROM FBI’S EPSTEIN PRISON VIDEO โ ๏ธ
- MAGA DEMANDS EPSTEIN TRUTH ๐จ
- FIRE DESTROYS TOMORROWLAND MAIN STAGE JUST BEFORE FESTIVAL ๐ฉ
- EGYPTIAN ‘INFLUENCER’ FALSELY CLAIMS TO HAVE CREATED GORGEOUS PAINTING BY DANISH ARTIST LISA LACH-NIELSEN [Danish article, please use a browser extension for translation] ๐ฉ๐ฐ
- WITCHES — THE NEXT BIG RELIGION? Christianity didn’t work, but magic spell resulted in tax refund and boyfriend! (Old mainstream media obviously whines about the money that Witches make in the process — something the press would never in a million years focus on when writing stories about rich popes, priests, mullahs, cardinals and bishops — but people have loved and trusted Witches for thousands of years and they always will, no matter how much the billionaire-owned reporters hate it) โจ๐งน