DEEP MINK: “Hi America! No, we won’t pretend we’re shocked that you indict Comey on random charges. We won’t even pretend to care. We stopped that when you stopped caring about yourself last November. Today, you’re a despicable pariah and we watch you with the same slightly indifferent amusement here from Denmark at the heart of Western civilization as we watch Krazy Kim, Xi, Putin and the other Fascists around the globe. Not that we like what we see, no one does, but you made your bed: Half of you literally voted for Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump! Your press did precisely nothing to stop him. And 40% of you are stark raving lunatics who think the Bible’s fictional Jesus character will ‘return’ one of these days and end the world. If you don’t beat him to it. So, go ahead — jail all political enemies, fire all reporters, rape all women and execute all LGBTQs for imaginary crimes against the Trump family. Or whatever. See if we care. (Hint: We don’t!)” 🇩🇰