CHARLI XCX MARRIES GEORGE DANIEL โค๏ธ๐
NO SCIENCE PLEASE, WE’RE AMERICANS! RIGHT-WINGERS WANT TO TEACH INNOCENT CHILDREN BIBLICAL CRACKPOT NONSENSE ๐จ
ONLY IN AMERICA! Bizarre country that elected Hitler-praising convicted felon for president half a year ago now goes to war against love and sex for reasons we can’t even be bothered to try to understand ๐ฌUSA TAKES ITS WAR AGAINST THE CIVILIZED WORLD TO THE NEXT LEVEL โ ๏ธ
NEW CHRISTIAN OR ISLAMIC TERROR ATTACK IN USA? Car ploughs into LA crowd, injuring 30 — driver dragged out of car and shot ๐จ
ROBOT ARTIST AI-DA UNVEILS SPOOKY PORTRAIT OF KING CHARLES! You may not think it’s ‘good’ in a traditional sense — but it is in fact unique with its blue-green ‘aura’ floating around Charles combined with thin white drawings that, intentional or not, create a new, vibrant ghost-like style which does have interesting qualities and artistic relevance. However, its ‘ghostbuster’ style also makes you wonder if the bot with the cute name senses something we don’t — like, if the king is going to die soon… ๐
TOMORROWLAND — WORLD’S BIGGEST EDM FESTIVAL — ONLY DELAYED TWO HOURS AFTER FIRE! CREW NOW PLANS TO BUILD NEW STAGE ๐๐บ
WOODY ALLEN — ONE OF THE WORLD’S FINEST AUTEURS — TO PUBLISH FIRST NOVEL ๐ฅณ![EU TO COPY DENMARK’S TIGHT AND SUCCESSFUL IMMIGRATION POLICIES AT A TIME WHEN A MILLION MIGRANTS COME TO EUROPE PER YEAR [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] ๐ช๐บ๐๐ฉ๐ฐ](https://asset.dr.dk/drdk/drupal-images/other/2025/07/18/scanpix-20250707-123334-5.jpg?im=AspectCrop%3D%28960%2C598%29%2CxPosition%3D.5%2CyPosition%3D.5%3BResize%3D%28960%2C598%29)
EU TO COPY DENMARK’S TIGHT AND SUCCESSFUL IMMIGRATION POLICIES AT A TIME WHEN A MILLION MIGRANTS COME TO EUROPE PER YEAR [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] ๐ช๐บ๐๐ฉ๐ฐ
ChatGPT can now act on your behalf after new update! NEXT: Expect it to replace boring old apps and sites like Google ๐ค๐
UK TO LOWER VOTING AGE TO 16 — WHEN WILL EU FOLLOW? ๐ฌ๐ง๐
EX-CHIEF OF STAFF MAKES SHOCK CLAIM ABOUT HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP: President allegedly in Epstein files โ ๏ธ![DEEP MINK: “Danish shock study shows 83 percent of Muslim men and 93 percent of male Christian fundamentalists don’t accept sex between two men! DEEP MINK consequently recommends the civilized world ban Islam and radical Christianity as harmful and dangerous hate groups! Similar measures must be considered against Lutheran Protestants and Catholics where 57% and 54%, respectively, are dangerous homophobes, according to the study published in July 2025 by the Danish State [Statens Serum Institut]. According to the scientists, it’s the first study in the world to reveal the spread of homophobia.” ๐ซ](https://deepmink.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/the-pilgrims-guide-gfdeaf9311_1280.jpg)
DEEP MINK: “Danish shock study shows 83 percent of Muslim men and 93 percent of male Christian fundamentalists don’t accept sex between two men! DEEP MINK consequently recommends the civilized world ban Islam and radical Christianity as harmful and dangerous hate groups! Similar measures must be considered against Lutheran Protestants and Catholics where 57% and 54%, respectively, are dangerous homophobes, according to the study published in July 2025 by the Danish State [Statens Serum Institut]. According to the scientists, it’s the first study in the world to reveal the spread of homophobia.” ๐ซ![SHOCK STUDY: 83.3 PERCENT OF MALE DANISH MUSLIMS ARE MEDIEVAL HOMOPHOBES WHO DON’T ACCEPT SEX BETWEEN TWO MEN! DEEP MINK was skeptical about the result and contacted the scientists, but they confirmed the disgusting number [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] ๐คฎ](https://asset.dr.dk/drdk/drupal-images/other/2025/07/12/20220820-181120-l-1920x1077web.jpg?im=AspectCrop%3D%28960%2C540%29%2CxPosition%3D.5%2CyPosition%3D.5%3BResize%3D%28960%2C540%29)
SHOCK STUDY: 83.3 PERCENT OF MALE DANISH MUSLIMS ARE MEDIEVAL HOMOPHOBES WHO DON’T ACCEPT SEX BETWEEN TWO MEN! DEEP MINK was skeptical about the result and contacted the scientists, but they confirmed the disgusting number [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] ๐คฎ
SKI CROSS MEDALIST DIES AFTER BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING โก๏ธ
DEEP MINK: “We’re incredibly sad to see the world’s finest and most important architectural work of art, Tomorrowland’s Belgian main stage, completely destroyed by the worst architectural fire of the 21st century! Fortunately, no one was injured, and the festival will start tomorrow as planned! We wish everybody the best time of their life at the planet’s best EDM party!” ๐โค๏ธโจTOMORROWLAND OPENS, WELL, TOMORROW DESPITE DISASTROUS FIRE — not yet clear if the world’s leading DJs Charlotte de Witte, David Guetta and Martin Garrix will perform as planned ๐ฅ
FIRE DESTROYS TOMORROWLAND MAIN STAGE JUST BEFORE FESTIVAL ๐ฉ
ISRAEL STRIKES SYRIAN TERROR REGIME ๐ฎ๐ฑ
NOT SO FAST ON THAT BROOM, EMMA WATSON! ๐งน![EGYPTIAN ‘INFLUENCER’ FALSELY CLAIMS TO HAVE CREATED GORGEOUS PAINTING BY DANISH ARTIST LISA LACH-NIELSEN [Danish article, please use a browser extension for translation] ๐ฉ๐ฐ](https://asset.dr.dk/drdk/drupal-images/other/2025/07/16/img_6301.jpeg?im=AspectCrop%3D%28850%2C1046%29%2CxPosition%3D.5%2CyPosition%3D.5%3BResize%3D%28850%2C1046%29)
EGYPTIAN ‘INFLUENCER’ FALSELY CLAIMS TO HAVE CREATED GORGEOUS PAINTING BY DANISH ARTIST LISA LACH-NIELSEN [Danish article, please use a browser extension for translation] ๐ฉ๐ฐ
MAGA MELTDOWN: EVEN HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON WANTS SECRET EPSTEIN FILES RELEASED ๐จ
3 MINUTES MISSING FROM FBI’S EPSTEIN PRISON VIDEO โ ๏ธWITCHES — THE NEXT BIG RELIGION? Christianity didn’t work, but magic spell resulted in tax refund and boyfriend! (Old mainstream media obviously whines about the money that Witches make in the process — something the press would never in a million years focus on when writing stories about rich popes, priests, mullahs, cardinals and bishops — but people have loved and trusted Witches for thousands of years and they always will, no matter how much the billionaire-owned reporters hate it) โจ๐งน
