3Mid – Deep Mink

KRISTEN STEWART MARRIES GIRLFRIEND 💕
DEEP MINK: “Dear LGBTQs, women, Witches, Atheists and democrats all over the world! Today, BBC, A.P., New York Times and all the other fake humanist news sites reveal their true nature as they praise and worship your worst enemy, the dead ‘Pope’ Francis! We are so grateful for all of your support, and we promise we’ll continue to stand up against all these despicable companies who chose to mock you on this day of infamy!” ⚠️
SO-CALLED ‘POPE’ FRANCIS — HEAD OF THE WORLD’S LEADING ANTI-LGBTQ ORGANIZATION — DIES, PROVING BILLIONS OF CHRISTIAN PRAYERS TO BE USELESS! The former nightclub bouncer was infamous for lying about former American Vice President Kamala Harris, falsely claiming she ‘kills babies,’ paving the way for Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump’s return to the White House. The disgraced misogynist also tried to convince President Zelensky to give away Ukraine to Russian terror leader Vladimir Putin 💀
EPIC FAIL! HOW NOTORIOUS LIAR AND HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP FAILED TO END RUSSIAN TERROR ATTACKS ON UKRAINE IN 24 HOURS 🤮👎
IT’S 4/20 TODAY! HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING THE MARIJUANA HOLIDAY? 🚀
WW3? UK FIGHTER JETS STOP RUSSIAN TERRORISTS NEAR NATO AIRSPACE 🇬🇧👍
CHRISTIAN CRAZIES TRY TO BAN INNOCENT LOVE STORY BETWEEN A PRINCE AND KNIGHT 🚫
TOURISTS BOYCOTT U.S. [Danish article, use a browser extension for instant translation] ❌
BRITAIN PROTESTS AGAINST INSANE ANTI-LGBTQ VERDICT [Danish article, use a browser extension for instant translation] 🌈
TOP 3 WAYS TO DESTROY YOUR BRAND: 1: SUPPORT ELON MUSK! 2: ABUSE AI! 3: ROLL BACK DEI (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion)! 🏆
SO LONG, SUCKERS! RICH AMERICANS MOVE THEIR WEALTH TO SWITZERLAND 💰
MET GALA WILL BE ONE HUGE ‘FUCK YOU’ TO HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP 😎
HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP READY TO REWARD RUSSIAN TERRORISTS FOR INVADING UKRAINE ⚠️
THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG! Pentagon in total meltdown 3 months after Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump took over ⚠️
BLEAK FUTURE FOR YOUR CHINA PHONE 😬
CANCEL EASTER! 👍
ANTI-DEMOCRATIC CHRISTIANS FALSELY CLAIM NON-EXISTING ‘CHRIST’ IS KING ⚠️
DEEP MINK: “It is time to exclude Hungary from EU after the terror regime’s new assaults on LGBTQs!” 🚫
Zelensky criticizes USA for taking Russian side 🇺🇦👍
GOOGLE — A CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION: Illegally monopolized advertising markets, U.S. judge rules! [Fortunately, European search engines Ecosia and Qwant work on a legal alternative, stay tuned!] ⚠️
ONLY GOT TIME FOR ONE AMERICAN MASS-SHOOTING TODAY? This might be it — get ready for the usual ‘Hope & Prayers!’ 💀
STRONGEST SIGN OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE YET 👽
WHEN WILL GLOBAL CHRISTIANITY SHUT DOWN COMPLETELY? Record numbers of young Americans leave churches in massive protests against Christian anti-LGBTQ discrimination — attendance dropping from 44% to 13% in just one decade 🥳
DENMARK: IF HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP TRIES TO BRIBE GREENLANDERS TO BECOME AMERICANS, THE DANISH GOVERNMENT WILL BLOCK GREENLAND’S POTENTIAL SECESSION PLANS [Danish article, use a browser extension for instant translation] 🇩🇰👍