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SOMEBODY — wink wink, nudge nudge — traded a LOT of stock and oil futures, making a shitload of money in the process, minutes before Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump claimed to make a market-turning deal with Iran ⚠️
EUROPEAN MILITARY READY TO KILL AMERICAN SOLDIERS AND BLOW UP DANISH AIRPORTS TO STOP U.S. INVASION OF GREENLAND, according to National Danish Broadcaster [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🚨
USA’S MASSACRE ON 168 IRANIAN CHILDREN: WORST WAR CRIME SINCE VIETNAM 💀💀💀
HOW WILL THE WORLD HOLD HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP FINANCIALLY ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE GLOBAL BILLION-DOLLAR DAMAGES OF HIS ILLEGAL IRAN WAR? 🚨
LAST MONTH, HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP LOST GREENLAND TO DENMARK’S P.M. METTE FREDERIKSEN — AGAIN! This month, he lost Iran to the new crackpot Ayatollah Khamenei! What is America’s Supreme Loser Donald J. Trump going to lose next month? Well, how about … California? 🇺🇸
THE BITCHES ARE BACK! Khamenei’s son ‘elected’ as new supreme crackpot 🤮
DENMARK JOINS FRANCE, GERMANY, GREECE, POLAND, HOLLAND, BELGIUM, SWEDEN AND U.K. IN BRAND NEW STRATEGIC NUCLEAR DETERRENCE INITIATIVE TARGETING THE U.S. AND RUSSIA AS THE FIRST UNITED REACTION TO HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP’S ILLEGAL THREATS AGAINST GREENLAND AND THE REST OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD 💪🇩🇰🇫🇷👍
THE WOMAN WHO DEFEATED DONALD TRUMP AGAIN AND AGAIN — DENMARK AND GREENLAND’S POPULAR PRIME MINISTER METTE FREDERIKSEN — CALLS GENERAL ELECTION ON MARCH 24! So, how will the world’s most famous convicted felon try to dethrone the Dane who humiliated him constantly the past 7 years? Arrest her? Assassinate her? Grab her by the pussy? 🇩🇰
GOOGLE SPIES ON YOU — Google Streetview shows Danish guy in underwear [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🚨
CREEPY ‘ROYAL’ FAMILIES IN FREE FALL AS BRITISH POLICE ARREST KING CHARLES’ BROTHER, PRINCE ANDREW 👑
THIS IS HOW DANISH TEACHERS DRESS TO TEACH CHILDREN ABOUT SEX IN THE WORLD’S HAPPIEST COUNTRY [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🥳🇩🇰
SHOULD THE EPSTEIN FILES BE RENAMED “X FILES”? Denmark’s King Frederik X mentioned in the notorious documents [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🍑🍆
7 WAYS TO GET RID OF AMERICAN SOCIAL MEDIA, AI AND SEARCH ENGINES [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🥳👍
NO, CNN — THE HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP HAS *NOT* REACHED ANY ‘DEAL’ ON GREENLAND WITH NATO! Only one authority can make any deals on Greenland: The Kingdom of Denmark! And we will never make any deals regarding the sovereignty of our nation! Greenland is not for sale and it never will be! Also, just so we’re clear: Trump and Rutte have the exact same rights to Greenlandic minerals as Putin and Xi have to Texan oil: None! 💪🇩🇰👍
MAJOR SENIOR MOMENT! Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump confuses Greenland and Iceland in hilarious crackpot speech at Davos — beats Biden as most embarrassing U.S. president 🤣
DANISH PRIME MINISTER METTE FREDERIKSEN DOESN’T RULE OUT MILITARY FORCE AGAINST USA [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 💪🇩🇰👍
HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP posts image that falsely claims the Danish island Greenland was established as a “US TERRITORY” in 2026. The image also shows Trump, JD Vance and Rubio in what appears to be Greenland — apparently not knowing that the Danish Army is required by law to shoot Trump and his friends men if they in fact do invade the Kingdom of Denmark 💪🇩🇰👍
RUSSIAN AND AMERICAN CRIMINALS UNITE! Putin’s terror regime encourages Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump to steal Greenland by July 4 2026 to celebrate USA’s 250th anniversary 🤮
EU TOP FULLY SUPPORTS DENMARK AND GREENLAND AGAINST HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP IN NEW SELF-INFLICTED DISASTER FOR THE U.S. [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 💪🇪🇺🇩🇰👍
NATO CHIEF MARK RUTTE SUPPORTS DENMARK AND GREENLAND AGAINST HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 💪🇩🇰👍
DEEP MINK: “Thank you, dear France, Germany, UK and the rest of the free world for standing up for us here in Denmark and Greenland against the Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump! We are deeply sorry to see the U.S. punish you financially for supporting democracy, human rights and international law, but we hope it can be of at least some consolation to know you’re the reason why our children now can sleep at night again, all the way from Gedser to Qaanaaq. We should also remember that Mr. Trump will very soon be dead and gone, and that no one will ever try to conquer Greenland again after his epic failure to do so in the most spectacular self-inflicted American disaster since the Bay of Pigs. So, his absurd tariffs will of course be as short-lived as his unfortunate reign. As for CNN and other news sites that still struggle to interpret Mr. Trump’s words and predict his actions: When you constantly label a person ‘president of the United States,’ you will always try to understand him through that filter. But DEEP MINK is the world’s only news site that has consistently described Mr. Trump as what he really is — a Hitler-praising felon — and when you look at him through those optics, his mafia-like threats of extortion and violence suddenly make complete sense. Because that’s what criminals do! And they keep doing it until they die or end up in jail where they belong.”
LARGE NUMBERS OF SOLDIERS FROM THE FREE WORLD KEEP LANDING IN GREENLAND TO DEFEND DENMARK AGAINST HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 💪🇫🇷🇬🇧🇩🇪🇳🇴🇸🇪🇩🇰👍
LOSER! HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP LOST HIS CRAZY ATTEMPT TO STEAL GREENLAND — soldiers from NATO’s largest countries now protect the Danish island against the American invaders, as the entire free world stands up for Denmark 🇩🇰
EUROPEAN SOLDIERS ON THEIR WAY TO GREENLAND TO DEFEND THE DANISH ISLAND AGAINST HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP [Danish article, use a browser extension for translation] 🚨