- First Baptist Church changes Facebook profile after Pastor emerges as trans on porn site, writes about killing woman and shoots himself βοΈ
- GERMAN MEDIA: UKRAINE BEHIND TERROR ATTACK ON DENMARK! (Danish article, use Google Chrome for instant translation) π¨
- HAPPY ORGASM DAY! ππ
- SIR SALMAN RUSHDIE IS BACK — AND COOLER THAN EVER π
Elon Musk says Disney CEO Bob Iger — whose name he can’t spell — should be ‘fired immediately’ π₯
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson compares himself to crackpot character from novel π€‘DENMARK ABOLISHES FREEDOM OF SPEECH TODAY (Danish article, use Google Chrome for instant translation) π¨
Japan to show American movie about the terrorists behind the first atomic bomb π₯)
MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! Musk may deepen his ties with Pentagon after supporting antisemitic content on X β οΈ
Is your car watching you? π¨
First, there were antisemitism. Then, anticommunism. And now Fox News presents… antiwokeism π€‘
AND SHE’S BACK! Megyn Kelly returns — with or without Trump π»
ONLY GOT TIME FOR ONE U.S. MASS SHOOTING TODAY? This might be the one — get your hopes and prayers in gear, everyone! π¨
THE WORLD IS FULL OF COOL PEOPLE — BUT TIME LITERALLY CHOSE TAYLOR SWIFT AS PERSON OF THE YEAR π€‘πTHIS WILL END WELL! Machine guns return to U.S. streets for the first time since 1934, thanks to small, printed add-on for common guns π¨
Special Counsel Jack Smith promises proof of Trump ‘encouragement of violence’ π₯GOOGLE DEBUTS CHATGPT RIVAL — can analyze text, audio, video, pics and code in one unified model. But unfortunately, it’s not smart enough to coin an original name, so it’s called ‘Gemini’ π€
POLAND ISSUES WARNING OF RUSSIAN ATTACK ON NATO π¨Trump claims he’ll ‘only’ be a dictator on Day One of new presidential term π¨
THE END OF ZELENSKY? Ukraine abruptly pulls out of US senate hearing amid growing conflict with NATO countries βBIDEN ON HIS WAY OUT? ‘Not sure’ he would seek re-election if Trump didn’t run π¨
‘HUGE RISK’ OF ISLAMIC TERROR IN EUROPE π¨
DOZENS OF U.S. SOLDIERS TRIED TO OVERTHROW AMERICAN GOVERNMENT πΊπΈ
WANT TO GET AWAY WITH BANK ROBBERY? Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer revealed after leak π°BITCOIN BOOMS AS THE WORLD IS ON FIRE π₯
IT’S OVER! Even U.S. leaves Zelensky after proof that Ukraine was behind terror attacks on EU’s Nord Stream pipelines π¨
Study shows dolphins have a sixth sense π¬Trump apparently finds the ultra-popular Drudge Report so important that he needs to tell you how irrelevant it is π€‘
