CANCEL EASTER! 👍
ANTI-DEMOCRATIC CHRISTIANS FALSELY CLAIM NON-EXISTING ‘CHRIST’ IS KING ⚠️
DEEP MINK: “It is time to exclude Hungary from EU after the terror regime’s new assaults on LGBTQs!” 🚫
SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT: Zelensky criticizes USA for taking Russian side 🇺🇦👍![GOOGLE — A CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION: Illegally monopolized advertising markets, U.S. judge rules! [Fortunately, European search engines Ecosia and Qwant work on a legal alternative, stay tuned!] ⚠️](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/a1b4a40e25e43354547d43aae9fa7d1c51504210/0_0_4000_2666/master/4000.jpg?width=1900&dpr=1&s=none&crop=none)
GOOGLE — A CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION: Illegally monopolized advertising markets, U.S. judge rules! [Fortunately, European search engines Ecosia and Qwant work on a legal alternative, stay tuned!] ⚠️
ONLY GOT TIME FOR ONE AMERICAN MASS-SHOOTING TODAY? This might be it — get ready for the usual ‘Hope & Prayers!’ 💀
STRONGEST SIGN OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE YET 👽
WHEN WILL GLOBAL CHRISTIANITY SHUT DOWN COMPLETELY? Record numbers of young Americans leave churches in massive protests against Christian anti-LGBTQ discrimination — attendance dropping from 44% to 13% in just one decade 🥳![DENMARK: IF HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP TRIES TO BRIBE GREENLANDERS TO BECOME AMERICANS, THE DANISH GOVERNMENT WILL BLOCK GREENLAND’S POTENTIAL SECESSION PLANS [Danish article, use a browser extension for instant translation] 🇩🇰👍](https://asset.dr.dk/drdk/drupal-images/other/2025/04/16/scanpix-20250415-233438-6.jpg?im=AspectCrop%3D%28850%2C567%29%2CxPosition%3D.5%2CyPosition%3D.5%3BResize%3D%28850%2C567%29)
DENMARK: IF HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP TRIES TO BRIBE GREENLANDERS TO BECOME AMERICANS, THE DANISH GOVERNMENT WILL BLOCK GREENLAND’S POTENTIAL SECESSION PLANS [Danish article, use a browser extension for instant translation] 🇩🇰👍
AMERICAN CRAZIES IN ANTI-WAXX TOWN OVERWHELMED BY MEASLES 😩
PUTIN’S WAR PLANES DETECTED OFF U.S. COAST ⚠️CHINESE ECONOMY GROWS 5.4% — AS U.S. SINKS INTO MADNESS AND HATE 🇨🇳🚀
Nvidia expects to take $5.5 billion hit as Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump cripples AI chip export ❌
MORE DISASTROUS NEWS FOR ELON MUSK AND X: OPENAI BUILDS SOCIAL NETWORK 🤖🚀
NATO CHIEF CONFIRMS SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE DURING SURPRISE VISIT TO ODESSA — while Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump threatens to steal the country’s minerals in the latest conflict between USA and NATO 🇺🇦
GENE HACKMAN’S WIFE DIED OF HANTAVIRUS — MAY BE CAUSED BY RODENT NEST NEW HOUSE 💀
FOX NEWS PRESENTS ULTRA-POPULAR ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ AS THEIR NEW ARCH-VILLAIN 😬
NOTORIOUS LIAR AND HITLER-PRAISING FELON DONALD TRUMP FALSELY BLAMES UKRAINIAN HERO ZELENSKY FOR ‘STARTING WAR’ 🤮
Concerned about American espionage, EU issues burner phones to U.S.-bound staff ⚠️
SUSPENDING RARE EARTH EXPORTS, CHINA KNEECAPS US INDUSTRY in new disaster for Hitler-praising felon Donald Trump ❌HUNGARY’S ULTRA-CHRISTIAN TERROR REGIME BANS PUBLIC LGBTQ EVENTS — repeating the Bible’s lie that there are only two sexes ⚠️
KATY PERRY IS BACK ON EARTH 🥳WHITE HOUSE ILLEGALLY BARS A.P. FROM OVAL OFFICE EVENT — despite court order 🚫
![DANISH GOVERNMENT WARNS INTERNET USERS! Don’t use American ‘cloud’ services — they may be shut down with a moment’s notice [Danish article, use a browser extension for instant translation] ⚠️](https://asset.dr.dk/drdk/drupal-images/other/2025/04/14/scanpix-25094156270563.jpg?im=AspectCrop%3D%28850%2C567%29%2CxPosition%3D.5%2CyPosition%3D.5%3BResize%3D%28850%2C567%29)
DANISH GOVERNMENT WARNS INTERNET USERS! Don’t use American ‘cloud’ services — they may be shut down with a moment’s notice [Danish article, use a browser extension for instant translation] ⚠️
Leave a Reply