Did Iran’s mullahs just sign their own death warrants in Hezbollah’s latest terror attack on Israel? 💀
Nothing ever happens on a Sunday, right? Except tonight: Armed man is arrested near Trump rally, Hezbollah slaughters four Israeli soldiers — and China launches dangerous new war game close to Taiwan in a move that might change the US election, blow up the world, or both! Here’s a link to the Chinese story… 🚨How long can Trump hide tax returns and health reports? 🚨
TODAY’S AVERAGE: KAMALA LEADS +2.4 🇺🇸
CHRISTIANS EVERYWHERE PRAY THAT CONVICTED CRIMINAL DONALD TRUMP WINS ELECTION 🚨Leading medical experts worry about Trump’s health — JD Vance ready to take over? 😬
TODAY, JERUSALEM POST pumps out no less than two extremist articles supporting a new American Nazi regime — after Kamala and Biden supported Israel constantly for four years 🚨
NEW DOUBTS ABOUT 78-YEAR-OLD TRUMP’S HEALTH — too late to find new Republican candidate? 😬
NOW, THAT WOULD BE AN OCTOBER SURPRISE! Michael Moore dares Joe Biden to use the “Full Immunity” powers that the “Supreme” court recently bestowed upon Trump, but which actually also apply to Mr. Biden who can now — literally — do whatever he wants with impunity. Like, jailing the entire Republican Party or shut down X 🔥
Weird so-called ‘bishops’ condemn Doritos because something 🤡
TIRED OF GOOGLE’S OPINIONS? New search engine “Freespoke” offers unbiased, but censored, search results — no porn, thank you 🤖DETAILED DOCTOR’S REPORT: KAMALA HARRIS “possesses the physical and mental resiliency required to successfully execute the duties of the Presidency.” 78-year-old Trump’s health, on the other hand, is extremely secret — no one knows why 🇺🇸
DEEP MINK: “All decent news sites rightfully attack Republican crazies who falsely claim that ‘Jewish space lasers’ — which are not a thing — affect the weather, or that migrants hunt down and eat your pets. Because these lies are known to incite violence in real life. So, it’s shocking that not one of the mainstream news sites attacked Pope Francis for doing the exact same thing when he recently lied that Kamala Harris “kills babies” in what appears to be a direct attempt to incite deadly violence against the democratic candidate, given the fact that similar falsehoods repeatedly have incited priests and other Christians to murder abortion doctors” 💀
ZELENSKYY TALKS VICTORY PLAN WITH NATO LEADERS 🚀
MORE BAD NEWS FOR ELON MUSK: Robotaxi event massive disappointment, say investors 👎TOP GENERAL WARNS ABOUT TRUMP: “Fascist to the core” and “most dangerous person to this country” 🚨
KAMALA HARRIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY A SUPERSTAR — VOGUE COVER 🏆OBAMA JOKES about 78-year-old convicted criminal Donald Trump wearing adult diaper 😝
MEDIA: “Elon Musk’s X is now useless in a crisis” ❌
ONLY IN AMERICA! MAGA’s insane lies about ‘controlling the weather’ result in death threats against meteorologists 😩WHAT’S WORST AFTER AMERICAN HURRICANES? Gators and stingrays in the streets, ridiculous lies about meteorologists or … Neo Nazis pretending to be relief workers? 😬
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE to survivors of history’s worst terror attack 🏆
ALSO, HOTTIES FOR HARRIS ARE A THING 🥳![Governor Gretchen Whitmer makes hilarious fun of cannibalistic Christian ritual [and yes, Doritos are involved] 😛](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/10/Screenshot-2024-10-10-at-3.16.32%E2%80%AFPM.png)
Governor Gretchen Whitmer makes hilarious fun of cannibalistic Christian ritual [and yes, Doritos are involved] 😛
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