ONLY IN AMERICA! Instead of replacing their Texan DRILL BABY DRILL madness with green energy to stop the climate disaster — and maybe start paying taxes so they could afford a reliable weather forecast — survivors of last week’s flash flood now regress into their favorite solution for all self-inflicted pains and problems: Pray to Jesus Christ, who literally last week proved he doesn’t give a shit about drowning children, not even when they drown in his own summer camp 💀