KREMLIN ATTACKS U.S. DRINKING WATER ๐จ
DEEP MINK: “As much as we want Trump to lose in 2024, we don’t believe he did anything wrong in the hush-money case. Blame the extortionists and the news media that buy and bury History — not their victims!”TRIAL: Tabloid publisher says he suppressed negative news, pledged to be Trump’s ‘eyes and ears’ in 2016 race ๐จ
WILL POWER! Happy Birthday, Shakespeare! ๐ฌ๐ง
STUDY: OLD AGE BEGINS AT 75! Also, Trump is 77, and Biden is 81 — but Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is 70 ๐บ๐ธ
MAGA U.S. DESCENDING INTO ANTI-SEMITIC NIGHTMARE! Ex-CNN anchor heading to Israel, stating it’s safer than New York City for her Jewish family ๐จ
Microsoft AI tries — and MISERABLY fails — to make Mona Lisa rap in video that doesn’t even have the slightest resemblance with Leo’s La Gioconda ๐คก
Australia is very sorry and also upset and outraged and, frankly, pissed that Elon Musk — unlike mainstream media and reporters — thinks that adults should be allowed to decide for themselves if they want to watch newsworthy videos or not ๐จ
“WHO’S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME?” Taylor Swift has a new song for all you lovely Witches — and the Christians are going to hate it ๐ฅ
COME TO VENICE BIENNALE FOR THE BOOBS — stay for the alligator ride and spacewalk ๐จ
CELEBRATE OUR LOVELY EARTH TODAY! ๐
Two cannibals walk into a bar… ๐
CNN increases its anti-Hindu propaganda ๐จ
Rising French star Marion Marรฉchal: “Do you want an Islamized Europe or a European Europe?” ๐ช๐บ
Tired of iPhone? You may want … the lobster phone ๐
A NEW PRESIDENT KENNEDY? JFK Jr. now polls at 13 percent — and he hurts Trump more than Biden ๐
Did sane Republicans finally find the perfect alternative to Trump in RFK Jr.? ๐บ๐ธ- OLD GUYS NETWORK! CNN actually thinks it’s relevant what 79-year-old Michael Douglas feels about Biden’s age ๐คก
The process is complete, Lindsey Graham finally lost it: Credits TRUMP for aid to Ukraine ๐คก
EXPLAINS A LOT! The Tucker on shrooms ๐
Surfin’ with dolphins ๐ฌโค๏ธ
Patti Smith — who’s an actual ‘tortured poet’, as opposed to untalented American candy floss — is mentioned in new Taylor Swift album for some reason ๐ด๐คLook up tonight for some very special and beautiful April showers ๐ฅ
WASHINGTON POST ASKS: “Can PornHub be ethical?” We ask: “Can pro-censorship firms like Facebook, Google, OpenAI and mainstream media?” ๐๐
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