THIS WEEK’S BEST OFFER TO TERROR STATES EVERYWHERE: Join Lukashenko and get your own nuke! π¨
PUTIN congratulates fellow crackpot dictator Erdogan after ‘election’ π€‘
CNN attacks India, a Hindu nation, for displaying … wait for it … Hindu art π
RUMOR has it Denmark plans White Martin Luther King show after USA’s Black version of Hans Christian Andersen’s Little Mermaid πDON JR. mocks DeSantis for wearing women’s clothes π
THANK YOU, TWITTER! The crazies ‘win’ again in Turkey π€‘π¦
CROWD BOOS AS UKRAINE BRINGS THE WAR TO FRENCH OPEN π¨
THESE WOMEN SAID ‘I DO’ — AND MARRIED THEMSELVES β€οΈ
VENICE’s Canal Grande turned green — algae or environmental terrorists? π¨
DO YOU ONLY HAVE TIME FOR ONE AMERICAN MASS SHOOTING TODAY? This might be it πΊπΈ
HOW U.S. NEWS MEDIA MAKES AMERICA DUMB AGAIN — CNN and Fox News didn’t even mention world’s finest film prize, Palme dβOr π¨
CONSPIRACY theorists blame extreme weather on the meteorologists π₯
TWITTER BURNS ANOTHER BRIDGE TO THE CIVILIZED WORLD π€‘
CANNES: The world’s finest film prize, Palme dβOr, goes to Justine Triet for her murder mystery βAnatomy of a Fallβ π
TARANTINO mocks Brits pretending to be Americans on film — but Americans pretending to be Germans, Danes, Egyptians, French or smart are not a problem π€‘
CATHOLIC CHURCH CLAIMS SHE’S A ‘MIRACLE’ — don’t know that bodies are often well preserved for years π©
ORCAS attack hundreds of boats in revenge for injured leader π¨
77% OF BLACK AMERICANS SUPPORT TRILLION DOLLAR REPARATIONS π
DRONE ATTACKS ON RUSSIA π₯
HOLY SH!T — Vatican’s 350 million-euro investment in London the center of new Catholic fraud scandal π¨
LAND OF THE FREE? DeSantis inspires easier book bans in Republican states π€‘
Only have time for one exploding Catholic pedophile scandal today? This may be it π₯
KOSOVO-SERBIA — more dangerous than Ukraine? π¨THE NEXT RUSSIAN REVOLUTION π₯
